Straight guys for gays
These X-rated confessions of ‘straight’ men might shock you
Something has become abundantly clear to me lately, as in it keeps slapping me in the face on a weekly basis. It’s that there are a LOT of men still hiding in the closet. Kinda, sorta.
And we women are internet dating them.
While the younger generation are now very comfortable with their bisexuality, millions of men around the globe are secretly hooking up with their mates and then going home to their partners.
How do I know? These men relate me on a weekly basis!
Every Monday I pitch out a question to my Instagram followers that simply states: “Tell me a saucy secret.” While shifting through the hundreds of cheating confessions – that I’ll be sincere, are getting a brief boring (does nobody remain monogamous anymore?) – I find the same confession coming up time and time again.
They always launch with the same thing: “I’m not gay but” or “I’m straight but” … and then they proceed to go into details about the times they’ve hooked up with mates “just for a laugh” or “I was really drunk.”
Take these ones for example …
“I linear up f****d a guy and I am NOT gay. Apparently, I was horny … and tequila drunk.”
The Main Thing: our lives are looking good, thanks to gays.
Let’s take a gander at same-sex attracted men. How are they doing?
Gay guys as a collective are known for reflecting good numbers on the health, handsomeness, fitness, awareness and economic-success charts.
The 10-Point Scale: lgbtq+ men are usually in the eight-to-10 range—white teeth, abs like a beer smuggler, good hair. They are every woman’s dream guy—save that one thing.
Why it matters to the rest of us: gay men are making it better for the rest of us, by taking themselves out of the competition for scorching chicks. Planned Dude owes them a debt of universal and personal gratitude for that:
“Thank you, My Brother, Cousin and Friend. Praise you to the gay, public intellectuals I respect and admire. Thank you, Jack, from Will & Grace.” PM is not going to countenance anyone messing with our handsome pals.
I came to this final word, trying to construct sense of what I call “The Costanza Paradox.” Women are seen—not only on TV but in real life—dating well below their “Hot-Chick Matrix Score.” Seinfeld’s George Costanza is not Harvey Weinstein. You always knew why sexy women were with Harvey. It was the Quid-Pro-Blow Economy—the subject
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Steve:But how? You're the biggest fratboy dudebro I've ever met. You say things enjoy "broseph" and "chillax", you're crude, you're FAT! How can you be gay?
— Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Why do some straight men contain sex with other men?
According to nationally-representative surveys in the Joined States, hundreds of thousands of straight-identified men have had sex with other men.
In the fresh book Still Straight: Sexual Flexibility among White Men in Rural America released today, UBC sociologist Dr. Tony Silva argues that these men – many of whom enjoy hunting, fishing and shooting guns – are not closeted, bisexual or just experimenting.
After interviewing 60 of these men over three years, Dr. Silva found that they enjoy a range of relationships with other men, from hookups to sexual friendships to secretive loving partnerships, all while strongly identifying with straight culture.
We spoke with Dr. Silva about his book.
Why perform straight-identified men have sex with other men?
The majority of the men I interviewed reported that they are primarily attracted to women, not men. Most of these men are also married to women and prefer to have sex with women. They explained that although they loved their wives, their marital sex lives were not as active as they wanted. Sex with men allowed them to own more sex. They don’t examine sex with men cheating and s